I just had to post this...

Aside from World of Warcraft, there's another MMORPG that I play called D.O Online. It's a Korean game that, through some miracle has been (mostly) translated into english...or should I say engrish. It's often broken or at the best incorrect english, as if it was a direct translation through Babelfish or something. It's kind of a cool martial arts 18th century type of game. Anywho I received an e-mail this morning from the advertising wing of CRSpace, the developers(?) of D.O. Online. I had to post it here, not to make fun of the engrish insofar, but it is kind of humorous:

Dear mike

Today! EMH(the Empire of Martial Heroes ; extended d.o online) is
coming !!

You will be experienced with New functions! Bigger Maps! More Items ,
Quests, Skills! and more Thrills! with the Empire of Martial Heroes(new
name of d.o)

New Functions : Great new functions!
- New relationship systems are added.
You can make brothers relationship and master-student relationship
between players.

New Maps : Bigger world! More satisfaction!
- Brand new maps are added. It will extend the game world more than 60%
!!!!!!
You will see great land and new world.

New Items : Brand new and hot items!
- Over 60 level can change their hats or cloaks.
- Facial changer items are added.
- Up to level 100 items are added more !
- Some items effect are changed.
- More Unique items!

New Quests : New and great quests!
- Over 100 level quests are added.

New Skills : Great and beautiful skills!
- Over 100 level skills are added.

And new Thrills : Open your eyes and watch out!
- Now you will drop items when your hero is killedy by monster. So, you
need to watch out more!
- Now you need to find a right monster, if a monster is higher than
you(+8 level), you will not get full Exp from monsters.

SO there's that letter. But did I mention that the game is free as well :)

Mahalo