This was posted in the Eternals forums by our own Juris Est. Tell me you don't want this!!!
Sony has announced a proprietary operating system that is now
available on BluRay based machines. Instead of producing cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's operating systems, Sony's
chairman Asai Tawara announced, "we have replaced impersonal
and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese
haiku poetry." The chairman went on to give examples of
Sony's new error messages.
A file that big?
It might be very useful
But now it is gone
The web site you seek
cannot be located, but
endless others exist
Chaos reigns within
Reflect, repent, reboot
Order shall return
ABORTED effort
Close all that you have
You ask way too much
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
First snow, then silence
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found
The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao until
you bring fresh toner
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
A crash reduces
your expensive computer:
a simple stone
Three things are certain:
death, taxes, and lost data
Guess which has occurred
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on
This page is not here
Out of memory
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will
Having been erased,
the document you're seeking
must now be retyped
Serious error
All shortcuts have disappeared
Screen Mind Both are blank
Windows VISTA crashed
I am the Blue Screen of Death
No one hears your screams
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