Which Presidential Candidate Are You?
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10.30.2004
I'll see your Kerry Clayson and raise you a...
Which Presidential Candidate Are You?
Rung from Rum and Monkey's very own liberty bell.
El Presidente '04 I don't need a fucking running mate...i'm that good...
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Where were you when...
What were you doing last week about midnight? What were you doing when the unthinkabnle happened and the Red Sox won the world series? The Sox are finally world champs and the curse is no more. IF nothing else happens this year you can say that you were here for a truly historic event. Red Sox fans, collectively known as the Red Sox Nation, for their lifelong devotion to seeing them finally win it, everywhere rejoiced, broke stuff, and generall y had a good time of it. How many people watched teh last out of the last inning and the little toss to first base and had flashbacks to '86 with Bill Buckner letting the ball dribble between his legs to lose it for them? I know I did. I've always loved the sox, and the other new england underdog teams that everybody seems to write off each year, yet for some reason have started to dominate in teh last few seasons. I would have to say that it's good to be back in new england. nowhere else in this country will you find such a large, and rabidly devoted group of sports fans. We love our teams and hope they do well each season. Congrats guys on finally breaking the curse....now I can die in peace...
10.21.2004
Why the hell not...everybody else is...
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Michael Ellison Vance
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? khaki shorts
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Audioslave "show me how to live"
4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Turkey Sandwich...mmm, turkey
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? not in years
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Brown
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Overcast and about 45
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My dad
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Clayson...yeah i guess he's aight ;)
10. HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY? 27
11. FAVORITE DRINK? normal: Vanilla Coke. Alcoholic: Four Horsemen
12. FAVORITE SPORT? Hockey
13. HAIR COLOR? Strawberry Blonde...or blonde depending on how much I've been out in the sun.
14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope
15. SIBLINGS? 1 brother
16. FAVORITE MONTH? March, my birthday. yay presents.
17. FAVORITE FOOD? Buffalo Wings
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Farenheight 9/11
19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? XMAS@ Any day of the week starting with "S"
20. WHAT DO YOU DO TO VENT ANGER? I don't, I internalise everything so I'm a ball of boundless rage.
21. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? my nintendo
22. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Lucky Charms.
23. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses...final answer
24. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate
25. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE/ I-MAIL BACK? considering I'm probably the last one to respond...i think i'll let em slide on this one ;)
26. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? no one...they'll all already done it
27. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? see above
28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? baby x1, grandmother x1, wife x1, house x1
29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? can't remember
30. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? puzzles...lots of em
31. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? Have to be Chad
32. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Played Diablo 2
33. FAVORITE SMELL? Village Candle's Summer Slices
34. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Pressure....i'm a "Combat Medic" type personality
35. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? not being funny.
36. PLAIN, BUTTERED OR SALTED POPCORN? butter. enough so that my arteries harden while i'm still watching the movie
37. FAVORITE CAR? I dig the hell out of the Tiburons.
38. FAVORITE FLOWER? day lilly
39. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 5...and only 1 of them goes to my house
40. CAN YOU JUGGLE? my bills? certainly
41. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? any day beginning with "S"
42. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? I don't remember
43. HOW MANY STATES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 2
44. HOW MANY CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 2
45. HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 1
46. HOW MANY CARS HAVE YOU HAD & WHAT WAS THE FIRST? 6, the first was an 85 chevy citation
47. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Portland, ME
48. HOW MANY TIMES WERE YOU MARRIED? 1
49. HOW MANY OFFSPRING? One
50. HOW MANY DIVORCES? 0
51. WHAT IS YOUR 1ST CHOICE...MONEY, HEALTH, POWER? Power most assuredly. and then, THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!!!
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? khaki shorts
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Audioslave "show me how to live"
4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Turkey Sandwich...mmm, turkey
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? not in years
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Brown
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Overcast and about 45
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My dad
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Clayson...yeah i guess he's aight ;)
10. HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY? 27
11. FAVORITE DRINK? normal: Vanilla Coke. Alcoholic: Four Horsemen
12. FAVORITE SPORT? Hockey
13. HAIR COLOR? Strawberry Blonde...or blonde depending on how much I've been out in the sun.
14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope
15. SIBLINGS? 1 brother
16. FAVORITE MONTH? March, my birthday. yay presents.
17. FAVORITE FOOD? Buffalo Wings
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Farenheight 9/11
19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? XMAS@ Any day of the week starting with "S"
20. WHAT DO YOU DO TO VENT ANGER? I don't, I internalise everything so I'm a ball of boundless rage.
21. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? my nintendo
22. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Lucky Charms.
23. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses...final answer
24. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate
25. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE/ I-MAIL BACK? considering I'm probably the last one to respond...i think i'll let em slide on this one ;)
26. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? no one...they'll all already done it
27. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? see above
28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? baby x1, grandmother x1, wife x1, house x1
29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? can't remember
30. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? puzzles...lots of em
31. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? Have to be Chad
32. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Played Diablo 2
33. FAVORITE SMELL? Village Candle's Summer Slices
34. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Pressure....i'm a "Combat Medic" type personality
35. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? not being funny.
36. PLAIN, BUTTERED OR SALTED POPCORN? butter. enough so that my arteries harden while i'm still watching the movie
37. FAVORITE CAR? I dig the hell out of the Tiburons.
38. FAVORITE FLOWER? day lilly
39. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 5...and only 1 of them goes to my house
40. CAN YOU JUGGLE? my bills? certainly
41. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? any day beginning with "S"
42. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? I don't remember
43. HOW MANY STATES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 2
44. HOW MANY CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 2
45. HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 1
46. HOW MANY CARS HAVE YOU HAD & WHAT WAS THE FIRST? 6, the first was an 85 chevy citation
47. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Portland, ME
48. HOW MANY TIMES WERE YOU MARRIED? 1
49. HOW MANY OFFSPRING? One
50. HOW MANY DIVORCES? 0
51. WHAT IS YOUR 1ST CHOICE...MONEY, HEALTH, POWER? Power most assuredly. and then, THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!!!
10.15.2004
I Think You get the Idea...
This is just a quick and simple graphic I did for Yvonne's aptly named "Vote or Die" campaign she seems to be advertising in Clayson's LJ...btw feel free to link to the URL i uploaded this to if you want to add this to your site. it's not my bandwidth :)
10.14.2004
10.12.2004
Goodbye to the Man of Steel
Goodbye to the Man of Steel
I've been waiting to see the general consensus on this tragedy and it seems to be an overwhelming ratio. Everyone will miss Christopher Reeve. He did not want to be known as Superman but that was the role that inspired thousands of people, even gnereations later he still makes people believe that a man can fly. What it was that brought Superman to our lives was his personability and charity. He may be known as the Man of Steel but it was his support of the arts and later medical research for victims of paralysis that truly made him a hero.
How many people out there wrapped a blanket around your neck and pretended you could fly after seeing Superman? For how many of you after seeing him as Superman believe that there might actually be superheroes in the world? I know I did. He did so much with what he was given that it's truly astounding. DO the research and get back to me, you'll find there were causes for which weren't listed by the media short of the stem cell research that could have helped him so much. It truly is a tragedy and I hope everybody realises that we have just lost an actual superhero in this world. Godspeed Superman.
10.08.2004
Interesting...
Well I got paid yesterday and bought a copy of Fahrenheit 9/11. I must say that it had effects similar to those sited from viewers of The Passion. I have to say that it kinda renewed my hatred of Dubya for me in a new way. Through the entirety of the fil you saw footage and connections that have been edited out by the "So Called Liberal Media". for any budding poltical, I'd highly recommend this movie. It's a good view certainly.
On another note I stuck it to the man again yesterday in what came to be my closest coming to vandalism in my efforts. While I was walking home I "liberated" a Bush/Cheney sign from someone's yard. I then wrote "I stuck it to the Man" on it in blue permanent marker and promptly headed to a close store. Once there (after cashing my check of course) I headed to the restroom, dropped the offending sign into the toilet and pissed on it.
In a related note I flipped off a guy walking down the street with a Bush/Cheney sign. I'm all about sticking it to the man this week...so where's your stories?
On another note I stuck it to the man again yesterday in what came to be my closest coming to vandalism in my efforts. While I was walking home I "liberated" a Bush/Cheney sign from someone's yard. I then wrote "I stuck it to the Man" on it in blue permanent marker and promptly headed to a close store. Once there (after cashing my check of course) I headed to the restroom, dropped the offending sign into the toilet and pissed on it.
In a related note I flipped off a guy walking down the street with a Bush/Cheney sign. I'm all about sticking it to the man this week...so where's your stories?
10.06.2004
I'll bet he gets respect now...
There's a lot to catch everybody up on, but as I'm sure you can tell from the title I'm going to start with something a little depressing. Rodney Dangerfield died yesterday afternoon. He was a great comedian and I enjoyed his routines and his movies immensely. I'm sure that I'm not the only ne that will sorely miss him.
On a lighter note however this week is shaping up nicely. I'm sure some of you (hopefully) will have the honored October 1st holiday. While not as well known as what will be abbreviated as S & BJ day in March, equally important to a well balanced year is National "Stick it to the Man" Day. I decided several years ago that October First would be a great day for it since my Octobers always seem to suck for some reason...why not just throw it back in teh face of "The Man". SO for the last several years I've been engaging in small acts of civil disobedience on October 1st. Last year I told the chick at McDonalds that I would in fact not be having an apple pie with my burger because I was "sticking it to the man". This year I didn't wear a uniform shirt to work, and when asked why I didn't wear the shirt, I promptly, and proudly, told my service manager that I was "sticking it to the man". So, since I'm sure the vast majority of you have forgotten about this holiday I'm gonna go one further in my quest to "Stick it to the Man". FOr this year, I'm gonna claim this whole week as "Stick it to the Man" week. So until Sunday night, I urge you all to stick it to the man in any way that you can find and please PLEASE leave me comments on here for how you've "Stuck it to the Man"
Here's the thing though...don't get arrested, and don't do anything stupid like skipping school or quitting your job to become a non-productive consumer in order to "Stick it to the Man." Those of you who leave me stories of your exploits, I will send you a graphic in honor of your perseverence in the face of "The Man"
In light of these last few paragraphs, work is going well, though there's a load of bullshit involving me not having a van and being expected to use my personal vehicle to get to jobs...I'm not too pleased about that one, and I did indeed "Stick it to the Man" on that one and let them know pretty outright that I would not in fact begoing mre than 3 miles in my vehicle to get to jobs as it was the end of my obligation to get to the shop.
On a lighter note however this week is shaping up nicely. I'm sure some of you (hopefully) will have the honored October 1st holiday. While not as well known as what will be abbreviated as S & BJ day in March, equally important to a well balanced year is National "Stick it to the Man" Day. I decided several years ago that October First would be a great day for it since my Octobers always seem to suck for some reason...why not just throw it back in teh face of "The Man". SO for the last several years I've been engaging in small acts of civil disobedience on October 1st. Last year I told the chick at McDonalds that I would in fact not be having an apple pie with my burger because I was "sticking it to the man". This year I didn't wear a uniform shirt to work, and when asked why I didn't wear the shirt, I promptly, and proudly, told my service manager that I was "sticking it to the man". So, since I'm sure the vast majority of you have forgotten about this holiday I'm gonna go one further in my quest to "Stick it to the Man". FOr this year, I'm gonna claim this whole week as "Stick it to the Man" week. So until Sunday night, I urge you all to stick it to the man in any way that you can find and please PLEASE leave me comments on here for how you've "Stuck it to the Man"
Here's the thing though...don't get arrested, and don't do anything stupid like skipping school or quitting your job to become a non-productive consumer in order to "Stick it to the Man." Those of you who leave me stories of your exploits, I will send you a graphic in honor of your perseverence in the face of "The Man"
In light of these last few paragraphs, work is going well, though there's a load of bullshit involving me not having a van and being expected to use my personal vehicle to get to jobs...I'm not too pleased about that one, and I did indeed "Stick it to the Man" on that one and let them know pretty outright that I would not in fact begoing mre than 3 miles in my vehicle to get to jobs as it was the end of my obligation to get to the shop.
10.02.2004
You Learn Something New Everyday...
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