I'm sure you guys have noticed that I haven't posted anything on my non-smoking diaries...but you know what...it's not s interesting as I thought it would be.  Yeah the first 3 or so days were a little rough, but after that it's been a non-issue.  No critical craving, no homicidal mood swings, no nothing.  It wasn't the Descent Into Madness(TM) that I thought/heard it was going to be.  Oh well here's the short form anyway.  I've not been smoking for the last 8 days, nor do I feel the inclination to have a cigarette.  almost a bummer...
On an interesting sidenote I have seen horrors that no human mind should ever bear witness to.  I think I am officially sterile and lo be thankful that you are only getting the words and not the live-action picture that I got.  I got the meet "Kelly" today.  As many of you don't know, i've been doing the maintenance on the Catholic Charities Maine building which essentially translates to an out-patient mental ward.  It was here that I got to meet "Kelly" and boy was that a shock to the system at 8am/7am Central.  Check Local Listings.  "Kelly" was of the "Weirdo Transvestite" category.  Not really what I would call "Executive Transvestite" by any stretch of the imagination.  There was no doubting "Kelly" was a man.  In fact I think "Kelly" really needed a girls night out to help with the makeup and the fugliness, erm I mean manishness, erm I'll just shut up now.
Now I have no problems with Tranvestites, Gay people any of those groups.  But I was not prepared for "Kelly"  I mean we've maintained this building before.  "Kelly" isn't new...someone could have given me a heads up.  I mean When you hear a guy ask if you want some coffee while you're waiting for Teresa and you look up and there's a 6 foot 3 inch man in heels, a nice blouse, socks or something oddly lumpy stuck in a bra, a pretty slapdash job with some makeup and a wig on it kinda makes you shiver for a second...and not in a good way.  Anywho I'm off to bed.  more updates as they become interesting...
2 comments:
i would just like to say that i am proud of you. and that i admire you. you have been smoke free for almost 2 weeks now. i have to know, what's your secret? is it the altoids? seriously. cause like, i can't stand them :)
Yvonne
Actually his/her name was actually Kelly...
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